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AIR HEADS
The transport secretary has backed Heathrow's third runway despite previous opposing it. In other news, her spad is mates with various airports and airlines.

BLANK CHECKS
While Keir Starmer is toughening up the government's anti-immigration rhetoric, his civil servants can't seem to get their own house in order.

GETTING INTO THE STARMER VOID
The Times feasted on a new book about Labour, illustrating how rare Starmer-whisperers in the press are after years of cosiness with the Tories.

UNRELIABLE ACCOUNTS
Lord (James) Arbuthnot has raised the question of the role in the Post Office scandal played by EY as the Post Office's auditor.

PADDED SELL
The business behind Nigel Farage's latest venture, a website selling nappies, appears to be breaching information laws.

CALLED TO ORDURE
Lady Manzoor, chair of the Financial Ombudsman Service, put in a magnificently snooty performance in front of the Treasury select committee.

TWO-WAY STREETING
Health secretary Wes Streeting had to reverse-ferret just days after telling a meeting he wanted to "break the culture of the voluntary sector".

HOUSING NEWS
The building safety crisis shows no sign of ending, seven and a half years after the Grenfell Tower fire.

REBEL ROUSERS
The shocking reports from the DRC, where the M23 rebel group has seized swathes of territory, should be causing acute embarrassment in the Tory party.

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Return flight
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Pitch fever
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