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Members Only, Issue 1643
Members Only, Issue 1643
Jonathan Reynolds
So, as Trade Minister, can I ask what’s our position regarding Trump’s steel tariffs?
So, as Trade Minister, can I ask what’s our position regarding Trump’s steel tariffs?
David Lammy
On our knees, I think.
On our knees, I think.
No, we’re very well placed,
actually. How can we be hit
by tariffs if we don’t have a
steel industry anymore.
Rachel Reeves
25% of nothing is nothing!
25% of nothing is nothing!
Angela Rayner
Great maths, Rachel!
Great maths, Rachel!
Rachel Reeves
Well, I did work for the Bank of England.
Well, I did work for the Bank of England.
Angela Rayner
And I’m a fookin’ astronaut. It says so on my CV!
And I’m a fookin’ astronaut. It says so on my CV!
Rachel Reeves
Haven’t you got homes to build, Angela?
Haven’t you got homes to build, Angela?
Angela Rayner
Actually, I went to see some construction work with my new bezzie, Charlie, aka His Majesty the King.
Actually, I went to see some construction work with my new bezzie, Charlie, aka His Majesty the King.
Angela Rayner
The King likes a hard-drinking party girl!
The King likes a hard-drinking party girl!
Wes Streeting
You two have more than that in common – neither of you pay any tax on your second homes! Just saying!
You two have more than that in common – neither of you pay any tax on your second homes! Just saying!
Morgan McSweeney
Nasty, offensive, Reformy. I love it!
Nasty, offensive, Reformy. I love it!
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