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Butler did it »
crispin-butler.jpg AN important victory for press freedom, as a senior coroner has rowed back on his decision to hold an inquest in secret, following a challenge by...»

Frights of fancy»
airport.jpg A GOVERNMENT committed to "bringing real change for working people and families", as deputy PM Angela Rayner put it last week, seems surprisingly keen to divert...»

Lowe blow»
lowe-reform.jpg MORE disappointment for exiled Reform UK MP Rupert Lowe. As he comes to terms with his falling-out with Nigel Farage and a little difficulty around Inspector...»


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Cartoons » Including Kerbers People
PM's Whatsapp » Members only
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Lookalikes » Are they related?
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In The Back » Top stories
Media News » Top stories
Columnists » Top stories
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That Cummings/Farage alliance – how it will pan out… UK marks five years since Covid by doing nothing at all… Bulgarian spy ring discovered in suburbs… Trump signs executive order to outlaw recession… Metaphors 'to take rest of the year off'… Putin timetables ceasefire for 'never'… Conspiracy update: Manchester United stadium… Russell Brand sued over not writing books… King Charles: My Personal Playlist, as told to Craig Brown

Chelsea penalties
Slicker on Abramovich's asset stalemate

Flame war
Dodgy fire-safety checks

Sussex appeal
Meghan's hypnotic weirdness

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