The Totally Secure Prime Minister’s WhatsApp Group
Members Only, Issue 1645
Members Only, Issue 1645
Good news, everyone, it’s peace in
our time. They’ve stopped fighting.
David Lammy
Ukraine and Russia?
Ukraine and Russia?
No. Zelensky and Trump. But it’s
a fragile ceasefire. It could all
kick off again at any moment.
Morgan McSweeney
OK, guys, let’s put our clapping emojis together and big up the big guy responsible for the successful peace talks.
OK, guys, let’s put our clapping emojis together and big up the big guy responsible for the successful peace talks.
Jonathan Powell
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Morgan McSweeney
Sorry, Jonathan, you’ve forgotten how it works.
Sorry, Jonathan, you’ve forgotten how it works.
Jonathan Powell
Oh yes, I remember, I do all the diplomatic work behind the scenes and Tony takes all the credit.
Oh yes, I remember, I do all the diplomatic work behind the scenes and Tony takes all the credit.
Jonathan Powell
Apart from the Iraq War, that was all Alastair Campbell’s fault.
Apart from the Iraq War, that was all Alastair Campbell’s fault.
Alastair Campbell
Oh, here we f@#*ing go again!
Oh, here we f@#*ing go again!
Darren Jones
Wow, that was a very quick response-time! Well under 45 minutes!!
Wow, that was a very quick response-time! Well under 45 minutes!!
Alastair Campbell has been removed
from the group, because he has a
podcast to sex up.
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