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ROBERTSON'S JAM
Keir Starmer has picked to lead his "root and branch" strategic defence review Lord (George) Robertson, who has a CV that features work with oligarchs.

PEACOCK FLUTTER
Stephanie Peacock missed out on the gambling minister brief, suggesting the Labour party perhaps sees her as a little too cosy with the betting industry.

CALLED TO ORDURE
Peers spent some of the King's Speech debate discussing their favourite subject: themselves, including expelling hereditaries and a possible age limit of 80.

HOUSING NEWS
The new government is acting quickly on housing, but the more it does, the more the sheer scale of the challenge becomes clear.

NEW GIRL
A late vacancy in Barking enabled Enfield borough council leader Nesil Caliskan to enter parliament – but her career has been somewhat colourful.

THE RIOT ACT
Rory Geoghegan lamented "a country that allows the mob to run amok" in the Telegraph after the Leeds riots – but he isn't always against mobs…

UNHAPPY CAMPUS
Despite its charity status, Anglia Ruskin University's London campus has made donations to politicians and parties, including a £50,000 donation to the Tories.

US-EYE
US Republican vice-presidential candidate JD Vance has changed his tune on Donald Trump, but not his views on latte liberals and women with no kids.

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Labour pains
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