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Private Eye Issue 1643
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Venetian Times: Doge takes over – government in chaos... Shoplifting hits Nurseryland... Assisted living bill runs into no problems at all... Exclusive to all newspapers: Rachel Reeves – what a disgrace!... Bishops – 'We had no idea this was taking place'... Israeli ironyometer explodes... Conspiracy update: attempted cat assassination special... TV highlights: The White Potus... Whither Bianca Censori?, as told to Craig Brown

RIP (off)
Slicker remembers Adil Nadir

Return flight
The transport secretary has been on a journey over Heathrow

Pitch fever
Why Prince Andrew might have reasons to be cheerful

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