Private Eye

Issue 1636

"He scored the only goal of the game, which turned out to be the match- winner"

"They were playing on the flattest pitch in all of Christendom"

"Best ever World Superbike race we’ve ever seen for a long time, if ever!"

"We’re not savvy to what’s said in the dressing room"

"He was a bit unlucky there – it was six of one and a dozen of the other"

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