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"In order for them to be together, there needs to be a togetherness"
RIO FERDINAND, TNT Sports

"We're looking forward to working with a government who's going to grasp the nettle by the horns"
CHARLOTTE BRUMPTON-CHILDS, Radio 4

"It's like Lazarus emerging from the ashes"
NAGA MUNCHETTY, BBC1

"This will be music to their eyes!"
OLI BELL, ITV 4

"They are renowned for their death- defying tricks and their long Las Vegas residency. But one show for Sigmund and Freud was about to take a turn"
KELSEY BENNETT, Radio 4

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