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A few top stories from the magazine

Wall of silence»
sheila-blanco.jpg SHEILA BLANCO had spent almost 17 years and £150,000 investigating the suspicious death of her son, Mark, at a 2006 gathering attended by drug-addled singer Pete...»

What a giveaway! »
fair.jpg NATIONAL and regional papers joined up last week to publish identical front pages demanding that the government's AI legislation "make it fAIr" when it comes to...»

Boris spiked »
bojo.jpg THE Daily Mail's star signing Boris Johnson continues to earn every penny of his million-pound fee....»


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News » Top stories
Street Of Shame » Top stories
HP Sauce » Top stories
Cartoons » Including Grim Up North London
PM's Whatsapp » Members only
Mediaballs » The latest gaffes
Lookalikes » Are they related?
Crossword » Win a £100 prize!
In The Back » Top stories
Media News » Top stories
Columnists » Top stories
Rotten Boroughs » Top stories
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Putin offers to act as bridge between warring US and Europe... Al Capone estate 'to sue'... Should we NOT build Gatwick before NOT building Heathrow?... Early 'April Fools' gag delights nation... Vance fury over Oscar result... Conspiracy update: AI special... Gold toilet theft grips nation... Who should be the next Blofeld?... Diary of a Tory chief whip, as told to Craig Brown

Potty Exmouth
Devon's sewage crisis

Normal for Norfolk
King Brian's Zelensky coup

Frost over
Sanctions on Russia aren't biting

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