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Issue 1662

130% - Increase in accidental prisoner releases from 2019 to 2024 under the Tories, who are now blaming Labour over the problem

128% - Increase in accidental prisoner releases in 2024-25, ie mainly under Labour, who are blaming the Tories over the problem

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