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Issue 1683

£15m - Latest annual profit for Wm Morrisons from running supermarkets

£218m - Interest at 11.5 percent on debt to Wm Morrisons’ private equity owners of £2bn, which after interest on other debt leaves losses of more than £600m
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Why our energy bills are rising again

Brum’s rush
Tales from inside the Reform UK conference

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