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Corporation tax»
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WITH the feel of a placed leak, a Sunday Times front page write-off from a Culture magazine piece revealed on 12 January that culture...»

Gulf links»
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On a troll»
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Those new un-fact-checked Facebook feeds in full… World responds to Trump’s Panama and Greenland demands with counter offers… Badenoch makes speech admitting past mistakes… Transcript of that Liz Truss legal meeting in full... Lines written on the separation of Scotland’s most famous couple… Young people all signed off with stress… Kate pays surprise visit to front page… Homes not belonging to famous rich people probably burnt down too… Bruce Anderson’s Diary, as told to Craig Brown

Gang mentality
The system is failing kids groomed for crime

Getting hosed
The prisoners fighting the LA fires for $1 an hour

Sick service
Chaos at the health service ombudsman

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