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Members Only, Issue 1641
Members Only, Issue 1641
Where’s Rachel?
Morgan McSweeney
She’s gone.
She’s gone.
Angela Rayner
Boohoohoo!
Boohoohoo!
But I gave her my full support.
Morgan McSweeney
Not that sort of “gone”, everyone. She’s gone to China.
Not that sort of “gone”, everyone. She’s gone to China.
What, when there’s trouble at home
she just jumps on a plane and
gets as far away as possible?
Wes Streeting
Looks like she’s after your job, boss.
Looks like she’s after your job, boss.
Morgan McSweeney
No, Wes, that’s you.
No, Wes, that’s you.
Pat McFadden
You’ll have to join the queue, Wes. And you know all about those!
You’ll have to join the queue, Wes. And you know all about those!
Rachel Reeves
Good news, I’m back!
Good news, I’m back!
Angela Rayner
And what’s the good news, then?
And what’s the good news, then?
Rachel Reeves
I’ve got a huge trade deal with China. We import more of their products and in return they take receipt of all of our money.
I’ve got a huge trade deal with China. We import more of their products and in return they take receipt of all of our money.
Darren Jones
Aced it again, boss!
Aced it again, boss!
Angela Rayner
WTAF?!!!
WTAF?!!!
Rachel Reeves
No, Angela, it’s the WTA, the World Trade Association. You should leave the economics to me.
No, Angela, it’s the WTA, the World Trade Association. You should leave the economics to me.
David Lammy
Are you sure we should be kowtowing to international bullies just because we need their money?
Are you sure we should be kowtowing to international bullies just because we need their money?
Lord Mandelson
Leave Trump out of it, Lammy. That’s my patch now. And for the record, Donald is an ally and our friend, and furthermore Village People is playing at his inauguration. What’s not to like? I have no time for fools. Darkness approaches. I must take to the air.
Leave Trump out of it, Lammy. That’s my patch now. And for the record, Donald is an ally and our friend, and furthermore Village People is playing at his inauguration. What’s not to like? I have no time for fools. Darkness approaches. I must take to the air.
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