The All-New 'Time For A Change' Prime Minister’s WhatsApp Group
Members Only, Issue 1630
Members Only, Issue 1630
Good news. We’ve arrested hundreds of people and started locking them all up.
Morgan McSweeney
Top ruthlessness, boss!
Top ruthlessness, boss!
This is a simple matter of criminal justice. Violent thuggery will not be tolerated.
Yvette Cooper
Can I just say that violent thuggery will not be tolerated?
Can I just say that violent thuggery will not be tolerated?
Angela Rayner
I was going to say that.
I was going to say that.
Quite right, Yvette.
Angela Rayner
Are you ignoring me?
Are you ignoring me?
As you say, Yvette, violent thuggery will not be tolerated.
Morgan McSweeney
Great repetition of agreed messaging, boss.
Great repetition of agreed messaging, boss.
Did I mention I was the Director of Public Prosecutions during the last riots, when I cracked down ruthlessly on violent thuggery?
Morgan McSweeney
You did boss. Great repetition!
You did boss. Great repetition!
Sue Gray
You’ve already said that, Morgan.
You’ve already said that, Morgan.
Morgan McSweeney
No I haven’t.
No I haven’t.
Sue Gray
Don’t argue with me or I’ll move your desk again.
Don’t argue with me or I’ll move your desk again.
Morgan McSweeney
I’m already blocking the fire escape.
I’m already blocking the fire escape.
We also need to crack down on social media. I’ve just been very ruthless with Elon Musk.
Yvette Cooper
What action have you taken?
What action have you taken?
I told him I’m not going to respond to any more of his tweets about civil war being inevitable.
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