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No. 828 by Cyclops, Issue 1673
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Across
1 Rich, wants a country landscape feature that isn't laughingly odd (5,2-2)
6 Casually sat on member to make an impression (5)
10 See 16dn.
11 Joy's end shaking in see-through material (8)
12 Pop band to get a new leader? Insult! (4)
13 Animal desire follows husband around initially (5)
14 Contraceptive financial limit (3)
15 Possibly that of Beethoven .2? (5)
17 Endless money and electronic car ... and bathtime ejaculation (6)
20 Chastity belt finally accepted by Rugby Union in contest? (6)
21 Perverse member elected a party leader (5)
23/25dn./27dn. What might well crush Reform's hopes – or working together, even (3,5,4)
28 Parliament: uproar not unfamiliar! (8)
29 President wants "land – or bust!" (6)
30 Bind for an ex-PM? (5)
31 One about to read our mag – "Quite something!" (3-6)

Down
2 Not up to being featured in Sun? A blessing! (6)
3 Bust, if not pert is a nice turn-up for the books (3,6)
4 Getting runs in the midst of confusion is cruel (5)
5 Guy gets awfully hot for gung-ho Christian (7)
7 Stimulant forced into Conservative leader (5)
8 "Avoid bonk," said wrongly (8)
9 Sex partner with a new spur is flop (3,2,3)
16/10ac. Dithering defector, a fool pocketing a lot of money – just what the electorate needs at present? (8,6)
18 Aptness of note the French stuck on high-ranking Republican (9)
19 Trump's role now: one who'll get taken down? (8)
21 Measure crushed by new Tory constitution – a forbidding sign! (2,5)
22 The PM's fight not started – needs energy (6)
24 Tender "love god", going round bend (5)
26 Drug dealer's raised zero cents – career in the past (5)


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