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CROWN CONTROL
The Treasury unusually opted not to identify the political donations made by "Ric" Lewis, the chancellor’s preferred candidate to run the Crown Estate.

SECONDMENT THOUGHTS
Chief Treasury secretary Darren Jones held a meeting in September with management consultancy Baringa – a recent benefactor of Jones’s office.

CHEQUE MATES
The Parliamentary Internet, Communications and Technology Forum (Pictfor) has somehow seen fit to accept cash from IT company Fujitsu.

WHITE LIE
Tory leader Kemi Badenoch repeated on BBC1 unverified claims that Stockport murderer Axel Rudakubana "had materials about white genocide".

CALLED TO ORDURE
Health and social care select committee chair Layla Moran let rip after listening to more than two hours of bejargoned evidence from NHS bosses.

TICKET COLLECTOR
Keir Starmer doesn’t seem to have kicked the habit of accepting freebie tickets to football matches, declaring hospitality tickets at both Brighton and Arsenal.

HOUSING NEWS
Ministers continue to blame the previous government for the homelessness situation – but at some point actions will have to replace words.

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