US Eye with Lady Liberty , Issue 1680
If they are, it is a plot to shield innocent Americans from meandering drivel. Buried under Trump’s usual talking points about how he took America from “transgender for everybody” to being the “hottest country anywhere in the world” was the argument that China had rigged the 2020 election against him.
He claimed to have declassified a tranche of documents that proved this (they didn’t).
Cold fronts
Trump is not wrong to believe foreign influence operations are now an everyday part of online political discussions. In 2024, the US Department of Justice alleged that a bunch of high-profile MAGA podcasters had been unwittingly paid by a Russian front operation to pump out content that was “consistent” with Vladimir Putin’s “interest in amplifying US domestic divisions”.
What’s harder to prove is that hostile countries are actively interfering in voter rolls and election counts, rather than just shit-stirring on the internet.
But evidence doesn’t matter to Trump. He needs to believe that he was robbed of victory in the 2020 election for deep psychological reasons, and he has made joining him in that delusion a crucial loyalty test for second-term appointees.
Deep in some moist, dank cavern of his lizard-brain he also knows the Republicans are on course to lose the midterm elections, and he’s searching for a way to claim that isn’t his fault either.
Minority report
When the problem isn’t foreign interference, it’s enemies within: Trump claimed his government had found “278,000 non-citizens who are registered to vote in federal elections”.
He has become obsessed with the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) Act, which would introduce tough voter-ID requirements disproportionately affecting poor and minority Americans. Trump has strongly lobbied Congress to pass the bill, even though it has no path through the Senate. He’s also on a crusade against mail-in voting, which he finds innately suspicious, but the Supreme Court ruled against him in June.
Stripped of the grandiose rhetorical flourishes, this speech revealed Trump’s essential weakness. He would love to rig the midterms in his favour, but he quite can’t seem to work out how. (In January 2021, he tried calling up Georgia’s secretary of state Brad Raffensperger and persuading him to “find” some extra votes. It wasn’t a particularly sophisticated scheme, and thankfully, Raffensperger just said no.)
Battle fatigue
Of course, Trump could also improve his party’s chances by addressing inflation, but that would involve hopping in a time machine and not starting the Iran war.
That conflict has sapped the energy and focus of the whole administration, and individual members are now pursuing their own bizarre personal interests.
Defense secretary Pete Hegseth just announced routine testosterone monitoring for the military, as part of his obsession with a macho fighting force.
Vice-president JD Vance went on Joe Rogan’s podcast to speculate about whether the US has a secret cache of alien corpses. (“I’m sceptical that it’s true that we have the physical remains,” Vance said.)
And immigration enforcement is once again rampaging unchecked: on 13 July, an ICE officer with a record of violence against his ex-wives shot dead a Colombian man in Maine.
Base motives
Trump simply doesn’t have the attention span to get a grip on this. Any election strategist would tell you that if your base consists of low-trust voters, telling them the election is rigged probably isn’t the best way to convince them to bother turning out at the polls. Trump knew this in 2024, when his rallies emphasised the need for a crushing win to “stop the steal”.
But he’s not personally on the ballot this time, and so explaining away a bad result seems more important to him than working to minimise it. This speech was all about getting his excuses in early.
COLUMNISTSIssue 1680
With Bio-Waste Spreader: “With combine harvesters having cut oilseed rape, barley and wheat crops in southern and eastern England three weeks earlier than normal, and with yields distinctly variable, the impact of global warming and climate change on British agriculture is again a hot topic in farming circles – namely, will farmers be able to cope with the consequences of rapidly warming temperatures?…”
With MD: “Research by Imperial College London, the Met Office and the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine estimated that more than 2,700 excess deaths occurred in England and Wales during May and June – but no one should be surprised. Another modelling study found that between 2000 and 2019, approximately 489,000 heat-related deaths occurred globally each year. Excess heat has always contributed to or caused death, and it is becoming more common. The question is how many of the deaths are preventable…”
With Remote Controller: “Sir David Attenborough reached his 100th birthday in May, and although his centenary year was the busiest on his TV CV – three new programmes and a Royal Albert Hall tribute – biology suggests the BBC is sensible to accelerate the process of naturally selecting a successor. Thus Evolution, with Chris Packham fronting a five-parter on how we got from a single cell to cellphones, notionally for BBC2 at 9pm on Mondays (where 1.1m watched the first episode). However, adapting to an evolutionary trend in television, it’s more aimed at choose-to-view on iPlayer…”
With Old Sparky: “The Department for Energy and Net Zero and Ed Miliband’s carbon capture and storage (CCS) budget may find itself in the crosshairs as the government looks to fund billions more in defence spending. With departments being scoured across Whitehall to find the cash, the A46 Newark Bypass extension has been axed; but at £297m that’s small beer, and so all eyes turn to the hefty decarbonisation programme…”
With Lunchtime O’Boulez: “Choral evensong doesn’t usually pack out St Albans Cathedral but it did the other Sunday, accompanied by scenes of charged emotion and odd shouts of ‘Shame on you’ directed at the dean. The reason for this – plus outbreaks of applause and standing ovations unindicated by the Book of Common Prayer – was that the service marked the final appearance of St Albans’ entire complement of adult lay clerks, all ten of whom have been dismissed for no apparent reason…”
With Hedgehog: “Rising hopes that Andy Burnham’s Bee Network will be replicated across England might be tempered by the complexities auditors found at Transport for Greater Manchester (TfGM) on Burnham’s watch as mayor. The Bee Network is the first franchised bus system to replace bus deregulation (Margaret Thatcher didn’t deregulate London’s buses). Instead of a hotchpotch of bus services designed to maximise companies’ profits, Greater Manchester has 1,600 buses on 577 routes under TfGM contracts…”
Letter from Manila
From Our Own Correspondent: “The longest-running soap opera in the Philippines is the political struggle between the Marcos and Duterte factions of our ruling elite, and it shows no sign of letting up. Vice president Sara Duterte is on trial for allegedly planning to assassinate president Ferdinand ‘Bongbong’ Marcos. She now holds the dubious honour of being the first Filipino VP to be impeached – and impeached twice…”
With Gold Digger: “The Bank of England chose an odd moment to ease so-called bank capital requirements. Broadly, this refers to funding that wouldn’t have to be repaid in the event of another financial crisis and thus provides a buffer against collapse. Two weeks ago, the bank released its half-yearly financial stability report, with a chilling summary. ‘Vulnerabilities in risky asset valuations, sovereign debt markets, and risky credit markets, including in private credit... have become more pronounced since the December 2025 Financial Stability Report,’ it said…”


























