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Farage fallout
Rifts form in Reform HP Sauce, Issue 1645
Rifts form in Reform HP Sauce, Issue 1645

Air shot
Angela Rayner's lofty airport ambitions In The Back, Issue 1645
Angela Rayner's lofty airport ambitions In The Back, Issue 1645

Dead letter
Concerns over secret inquests Street Of Shame, Issue 1645
Concerns over secret inquests Street Of Shame, Issue 1645

In This Issue
That Cummings/Farage alliance – how it will pan out… UK marks five years since Covid by doing nothing at all… Bulgarian spy ring discovered in suburbs… Trump signs executive order to outlaw recession… Metaphors 'to take rest of the year off'… Putin timetables ceasefire for 'never'… Conspiracy update: Manchester United stadium… Russell Brand sued over not writing books… King Charles: My Personal Playlist, as told to Craig Brown
Chelsea penalties
Slicker on Abramovich's asset stalemate
Flame war
Dodgy fire-safety checks
Sussex appeal
Meghan's hypnotic weirdness
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Slicker on Abramovich's asset stalemate
Flame war
Dodgy fire-safety checks
Sussex appeal
Meghan's hypnotic weirdness
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