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Effluent London
The stench around Thames Water In The Back, Issue 1642
The stench around Thames Water In The Back, Issue 1642

Battle royal
Legal troubles for certain media outlets Street Of Shame, Issue 1642
Legal troubles for certain media outlets Street Of Shame, Issue 1642

Super marketeer
Rachel Reeves's Sainsbury's cashback News, Issue 1643
Rachel Reeves's Sainsbury's cashback News, Issue 1643

In This Issue
Venetian Times: Doge takes over – government in chaos... Shoplifting hits Nurseryland... Assisted living bill runs into no problems at all... Exclusive to all newspapers: Rachel Reeves – what a disgrace!... Bishops – 'We had no idea this was taking place'... Israeli ironyometer explodes... Conspiracy update: attempted cat assassination special... TV highlights: The White Potus... Whither Bianca Censori?, as told to Craig Brown
RIP (off)
Slicker remembers Adil Nadir
Return flight
The transport secretary has been on a journey over Heathrow
Pitch fever
Why Prince Andrew might have reasons to be cheerful
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Slicker remembers Adil Nadir
Return flight
The transport secretary has been on a journey over Heathrow
Pitch fever
Why Prince Andrew might have reasons to be cheerful
Read these stories and much more - only in the magazine. Subscribe here to get delivery direct to your home and never miss an issue!