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Members Only, Issue 1642
Members Only, Issue 1642
Let’s keep it short, guys, I
could be called anytime by the
Donald. That’s Donald Trump –
the most important man in the
world. Just to remind you all.
David Lammy
The man who isn’t a Nazi, KKK- supporting, pussy-grabbing nutjob at all!
The man who isn’t a Nazi, KKK- supporting, pussy-grabbing nutjob at all!
Peter Mandelson
Indeed. As Ambassador-in- waiting to the Court of King Donald, may I suggest we refer to him only as his Holiness and Most Gracious and Wonderful Imperial Majesty, Emperor of the New World.
Indeed. As Ambassador-in- waiting to the Court of King Donald, may I suggest we refer to him only as his Holiness and Most Gracious and Wonderful Imperial Majesty, Emperor of the New World.
Excellent, Peter, obviously
to me, he’s just the Don.
Donnie. The Donster. We’re
that close. His last call took
45 minutes. Next time it could
be longer. I can’t get him off
the phone to be honest. He
just loves talking at me.
*with me.
Angela Rayner
What did you talk to your new orange friend about?
What did you talk to your new orange friend about?
Mostly about what a good
job I’m doing. I don’t want to
blow my own Trumpet!
Morgan McSweeney
Who says the boss doesn’t have a great sense of humour?
Who says the boss doesn’t have a great sense of humour?
Wes Streeting
77% of those in a recent poll.
77% of those in a recent poll.
Yvette Cooper
With the other 23% undecided.
With the other 23% undecided.
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