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Sewer rats
Welsh Water's execs drowning in cash News, Issue 1638
Welsh Water's execs drowning in cash News, Issue 1638
House wins
The rising income at one provider In The Back, Issue 1640
The rising income at one provider In The Back, Issue 1640
Meta bite
Nick Clegg on Musk and AI Media News, Issue 1639
Nick Clegg on Musk and AI Media News, Issue 1639
In This Issue
Confused mob burns down Greggs… Farmer protests ruined by Mr Toad… Britain's most scenic sewerage treatment works revealed… Labour in assisted dialling turmoil… Ceasefire paves way for 'sustained period of war'… Conspiracy update: Jaguar advert special… Rich nations promise to pretend to pay £240bn… Anniversary of Christmas charity event marred by criticism… Jordan Peterson's Biblical A-Z, as told to Craig Brown
Missed penalty
The UK is failing to sanction Putin's looting machine
Lip service
Labour's NHS reform is in the hands of fans of outsourcing
Alli geed
The Telegraph's latest fact-free "news" blitz
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Missed penalty
The UK is failing to sanction Putin's looting machine
Lip service
Labour's NHS reform is in the hands of fans of outsourcing
Alli geed
The Telegraph's latest fact-free "news" blitz
Read these stories and much more - only in the magazine. Subscribe here to get delivery direct to your home and never miss an issue!
