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Not The Foot And Mouth Report Not The Foot And Mouth Report

Everything Tony Blair didn't want you to know

By Muckspreader

IF EVER there was a national disaster which cried out to be investigated by a genuinely independent and comprehensive public inquiry, it was how the outbreak of foot-and-mouth (FMD) which hit Britain in 2001 was allowed to escalate into the worst epidemic of the disease the world had ever seen.





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