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Sewer rats
Welsh Water's execs drowning in cash News, Issue 1638
Welsh Water's execs drowning in cash News, Issue 1638
Meta bite
Nick Clegg on Musk and AI Media News, Issue 1639
Nick Clegg on Musk and AI Media News, Issue 1639
Arch enemies
The long list of the Smyth scandal News, Issue 1637
The long list of the Smyth scandal News, Issue 1637
In This Issue
Trump sets out plan for first 100 minutes in office… Pearsongate: Is this the biggest threat to freedom of speech the world has ever known?… Turkeys vote resoundingly for Christmas… Democrats ‘failed to understand concerns of ordinary billionaires'… BIDEN TO START WW3 BEFORE TRUMP DOES… The Dail-Xi Beijingograph: Nothing bad happens… The Service of Holy Resignation of An Archbishop… Jamie Oliver's recipe for disaster… Nigel Slater's magic moments, as told to Craig Brown
Right up front
Kemi Badenoch's self-promotion at the Post Office inquiry
Leagues apart
MD on the NHS's sack race
Rays of sunshine
The Florida supremacy in Trump's US
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Right up front
Kemi Badenoch's self-promotion at the Post Office inquiry
Leagues apart
MD on the NHS's sack race
Rays of sunshine
The Florida supremacy in Trump's US
Read these stories and much more - only in the magazine. Subscribe here to get delivery direct to your home and never miss an issue!
