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Members Only, Issue 1637
Members Only, Issue 1637
Ed Miliband
The UK was one of the biggest players at COP29!
The UK was one of the biggest players at COP29!
Rachel Reeves
Which made it rather pointless, in many ways, as the US wasn’t there.
Which made it rather pointless, in many ways, as the US wasn’t there.
Ed Miliband
But the Taliban were there! And they’re great on Net Zero, they’re the future, they’ve gone back to the Stone Age.
But the Taliban were there! And they’re great on Net Zero, they’re the future, they’ve gone back to the Stone Age.
Morgan McSweeney
Yes, well, Keir was also engaged in important discussions about European defence with President Macron.
Yes, well, Keir was also engaged in important discussions about European defence with President Macron.
Rachel Reeves
Rather pointless, as the US wasn’t there.
Rather pointless, as the US wasn’t there.
John Healey
But I’m the Defence Secretary, and I can promise everyone that the UK will achieve 2.5% of GDP defence spending. We will hit our targets.
But I’m the Defence Secretary, and I can promise everyone that the UK will achieve 2.5% of GDP defence spending. We will hit our targets.
Damian McBride
Unlike the army, which doesn’t have any soldiers, guns or ammunition!
Unlike the army, which doesn’t have any soldiers, guns or ammunition!
That’s not fair! Emmanuel and I had a good meeting and discussed the common threat.
David Lammy
Putin?
Putin?
No, Trump.
David Lammy
What, that former woman-hating, neo-Nazi-sympathising sociopath? Now well-respected leader of the free world who I’m looking forward to doing business with.
What, that former woman-hating, neo-Nazi-sympathising sociopath? Now well-respected leader of the free world who I’m looking forward to doing business with.
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