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Nursery Times: Lord Alli Baba scandal... Putin threatens World War 3 unless he is allowed to carry on with World Special Military Operation 3... Sally Rooney Bingo... How to avoid Labour stealing all your money on Budget day... Lines on the demise of the Evening Standard... What unlikely job will Baroness Owen be given next? ... Israel denies it carried out major attack it clearly carried out... Mossad Mart product recall... Who should be the next Prince Andrew? asks James Bond

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Rooneymania grips the Times

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9th October 2024
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A few top stories from the magazine

Swords drawn»
chris-evans.jpg THE aftermath of the great Covid procurement free-for-all continues to prove a circus of profiteering, shady dealing and tax dodging....»

Sunday carve-up»
bateson.jpg "WE ARE in formal and exclusive negotiations and that process will take time but we want to be as open as possible," Guardian editor Kath Viner...»

Pharaoh recompense »
al-fayed.jpg Slicker writes… SO FAR, lawyers representing victims of phoney pharaoh but real rapist Mohamed Fayed have concentrated on Harrods and its post-Fayed owner, the Qatari sovereign...»


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News » Top stories
Street Of Shame » Top stories
HP Sauce » Top stories
Cartoons » Including Grim Up North London
PM's Whatsapp » Members only
Mediaballs » The latest gaffes
Lookalikes » Are they related?
Crossword » Win a £100 prize!
In The Back » Top stories
Media News » Top stories
Columnists » Top stories
Rotten Boroughs » Top stories
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Nursery Times: Lord Alli Baba scandal... Putin threatens World War 3 unless he is allowed to carry on with World Special Military Operation 3... Sally Rooney Bingo... How to avoid Labour stealing all your money on Budget day... Lines on the demise of the Evening Standard... What unlikely job will Baroness Owen be given next? ... Israel denies it carried out major attack it clearly carried out... Mossad Mart product recall... Who should be the next Prince Andrew? asks James Bond

Sally forth
Rooneymania grips the Times

Western front
Somerset's job-juggling new MP

Free booze
Labour's lobbyist-funded conference parties

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