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The long list of the Smyth scandal News, Issue 1637
The long list of the Smyth scandal News, Issue 1637
Desperate Dan
The Mayor spreading himself too thin HP Sauce, Issue 1638
The Mayor spreading himself too thin HP Sauce, Issue 1638
He's running!
Seb Coe's Olympic charm offensive In The Back, Issue 1638
Seb Coe's Olympic charm offensive In The Back, Issue 1638
In This Issue
Gnome’s Christmas Giftmart... Royal male sold off to foreign interest... John Simpson’s verdict on the monsters of history... Daily Mailograph editorial: ‘Hot assassin’ latest... The columnist who fears for his career as a Gregg Wallace lookalike... World Cup to be held on Mars... Xmas film choice: Edward Milibands... Pick of the podcasts: The Rest Is Adverts... Jacob Rees-Mogg: One’s Christmas, as told to Craig Brown
Christmas Giftmart
Stocking-fillers, including the Lord Alli gift card
Log-rolling
Who had the least shame this year in the publishing world
Prize Crossword
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Christmas Giftmart
Stocking-fillers, including the Lord Alli gift card
Log-rolling
Who had the least shame this year in the publishing world
Prize Crossword
Take on Cyclops for your chance to win £250
Read these stories and much more - only in the magazine. Subscribe here to get delivery direct to your home and never miss an issue!
