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Empty gesture
The London mansions left to rot In The Back, Issue 1659
The London mansions left to rot In The Back, Issue 1659
Pete bog
Papers forget cosying-up to Mandelson Street Of Shame, Issue 1658
Papers forget cosying-up to Mandelson Street Of Shame, Issue 1658
Zack's cracks
The Green party leader's Lib Dem roots HP Sauce, Issue 1658
The Green party leader's Lib Dem roots HP Sauce, Issue 1658
In This Issue
Trump announces new dawn for Gaz-a-Lago... Can they rebuild Gazza?... Grim Brandreth strikes again... Was Nelson an admiral?... Those eye-catching, conference-pleasing Tory plans in full... The Guardian: 'She's our typo of leader'... Only Murders in the Schedules... James Bond 'fury' as he's ordered to stand down... Prince William visits TARDIS special... My Strictly Diary, as told to Craig Brown
Child's pay
Bono's private equity friends benefit while children's care suffers
Bishops' defence
The C of E can't forgive the media for exposing its crimes
Double standards
Who's criticising the Saudis while chasing their cash?
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Child's pay
Bono's private equity friends benefit while children's care suffers
Bishops' defence
The C of E can't forgive the media for exposing its crimes
Double standards
Who's criticising the Saudis while chasing their cash?
Read these stories and much more - only in the magazine. Subscribe here to get delivery direct to your home and never miss an issue!

























