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Social climbers
The major parties woo younger voters News, Issue 1625
The major parties woo younger voters News, Issue 1625
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Crime wave
The Mail's approach to true crime Street Of Shame, Issue 1625
The Mail's approach to true crime Street Of Shame, Issue 1625
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Blood letting
Rees-Mogg isn't keen on renters' rights HP Sauce, Issue 1626
Rees-Mogg isn't keen on renters' rights HP Sauce, Issue 1626
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In This Issue
That all-purpose letter of resignation from a sinking ship… Blond liar who should be in jail defends blond liar who's heading for jail… Israel rejects Israel peace plan… TV highlights: Ms Vennells versus the Post Office… The Conversion of Saint Paula… Public desperate for election already sick of the election… A list of things you should boycott because they involve fossil fuels… Cleo Watson: general erection!, as told to Craig Brown.
Taking a flyer
Yes, it's another onslaught of campaign leaflets…
Mind the gap
How the Sun offered Rupert Murdoch helpful tips
Tears of a clown
Paula Vennells' Post Office inquiry appearance in depth
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Yes, it's another onslaught of campaign leaflets…
Mind the gap
How the Sun offered Rupert Murdoch helpful tips
Tears of a clown
Paula Vennells' Post Office inquiry appearance in depth
Read these stories and much more - only in the magazine. Subscribe here to get delivery direct to your home and never miss an issue!