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WORST OF TIMES...
The Times Radio election bus is having a nightmare, with "a comedy of errors" ranging from getting stuck in a lane to removing the electorate's wing mirrors.

PERSISTENT STEYN
GB News bosses are having to watch a case at the Royal Courts of Justice involving a retinue of their nuttier current and former presenters.

BAD LAD
Martin Daubney of GB News hailed the relaunch of Loaded, the lad mag he once edited, years after washing his hands of "normalising softcore porn".

MORNING GORY
Channel 5's controller proudly says the station is "family-orientated" – but anyone who tuned in early one January morning might disagree.

GOING FOR WOKE
The private University of Buckingham is trying to raise money by cashing in on the culture wars via courses run by oddball figures.