Discipline begins in the nursery
September 2011, Private Eye Issue 1296
Read by Lewis Macleod
Inside Private Eye
Election coverage
Ian Hislop on Radio 4
It’s all in your Currant Bung…
From the Daily Chain Mail…
Tweedle brothers latest…
Rolling drivel 24 hours a day…
A special offer to Eye readers…
Will it be Och Aye or The Noo?
Why Boris Island is a corker!
Rats make shock claim…
The Iron Laddy and Bore Horse reviewed
Woof! Woof! Celebrity interview special
He’s got his readers rattled!
Non-stop drivel, 24/7…
Cut-price honours for sale!
The Rev Blair counts his blessings (but not his earnings)
A hotbed of gun-toting religious extremists…
Charles Moore on the collapse of the euro…
Wendi and Lupert on Twitter…
Rolling satire 24 hours a day…
Why are you feeling my breasts?
Get an arse like Kate’s sister’s...
Smoke and feel sporty too!
This year’s must-have toy...
Jesus Christ! It’s the Gnome Christmas Giftmart...
See yourself on TV!
Break the speed limit with the Lib Dems!
Relive the magic of Arthurian legend...
Not suitable for vegetarians
Rolling satire 24 hours a day…
Message from Mr Clegg, Deputy Head
The page you can read 24 hours a day
George ‘heavily indebted’ to Gordon
Why Leveson makes me livid…
A bad case of gas-guzzling…
Cripes! The streets are paved with women…
UK ‘cancelled’ due to wrong type of deal…
Rolling drivel, 24 hours a day…
Why we need Trident subs in the Thames…
The Don sings Nessun Reforma…
Why the Duke is a complete waste of money
Let us bray…
Gruesome images from the circulation war
Execution guidelines at point blank rangel
That Legova-Halfcock trial in full…
Werritty, oh Werritty…
Why MPs need to be whipped…
‘Cameron silent on Westlife split – more soon’
Latest from Strictly Come Off It!
Heather who?
You read it in the Daily Mail
Those corporation cuts in full
Why we need a leader who appeals to women
Just stop pussy-footing around
‘Recession could trigger a recession’
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Bunga-bunga with Borisconi
The traveller’s tale that just won’t budge
On the barricades at Dale Farm
‘I’m booked!’ says top cop
‘It’s a disaster,’ says Rupert Murdoch
Debate live with Indy owner Lebedev
Tony Blair IS George Very-Smiley
Time allowed, 2 hours
Gove term begins today
Why I won’t be watching Strictly Come Dancing
Godfather Tony at the Murdoch baptism
Inspector Barnaby & the Chipping Norton set
Rolling drivel, 24 hours a day
Live now to Tripoli...
Fruity girls head for Mail via clearing
Discipline begins in the nursery
Performed by the NY Met Police, er, Opera
Regime Totters, says Tunis Times
Top Figures (and Prezza) Speak Out
Rupert Murdoch Faces a Hostile Board
Vote Bozza, friend of the Rozzer
Dave Spart Fans the Flames
Top Cops Slam MPs' Tactics
A message from the Dirty Digger
Another message from the Dirty Digger
168 years of filth
Dame Sylvie Krin on Lupert and Wendi
Bozza on those rotten rozzers
Harry Potter and the cash cow of doom
Baby Beckham’s stupid bloody name
More from Our Olympic Staff, Phil Corporate-Box
Beware Geeks Boring Gits
Meddling latest from Clarence House
The man on the Clapham omnibuggy
Exclusive! The Labour leader talks to the Eye
London mayor gets the PM all steamed up
Health Secretary Andrew Lansley at the terminal stage
Your TV tonight
Fred the Shred falls in love with (name withheld)
Rolling drivel, 24 hours a day
Latest news from the General Synod
Tories abandon weekly rubbish policy
Real commentators, real comments, real balls
That Get the F*** To Sleep Book
Eye exclusive by Sir William Rees-McGonagall
Listen with BoJo, the Mayor of London
Will killer cucumbers cause house price collapse?
A Message from Lord Gnome
It’s a Fifa-all!
Why the London Mayor is for the high jump
Rolling satire… more soon
Clever-clogs toddlers make me puke
New outrage over the ‘N’ word
The latest from Hay-on-Wye-oh-Why
School notices from Deputy Head Mr Clegg
Rolling satire, 24 hours a day
That Obama State Procession in Full
Working towards a future in Downing Street
MP comes out as a criminal
Mary Portas, woman off the telly
Mystery Dwarf Named on Twitter
Paternity leave makes me really, really angry
Why Lady Gaga should shut it
The Government’s promise to Our Boys
Obama, Bush, Boris and al Fugger speak
Superinjuncted public figure ‘XMC’ talks to the Eye
William Rees-McGonagall’s new poem – an Eye exclusive!
Saluting the cream of British journalism...
Celeb you've never heard of hits out
The Alternative Vote made simple...
There's nothing wrong with being monitored...
The Best in Middle of the Road Music
Exclusive to all papers!
From our man in the Toyota pick-up...
Sir Herbert Gussett on Britain's African legacy
Careers advice from the Deputy Head, Mr Clegg
Money Lovers’ Guide with Tony & Cherie
Dave Spart marches against the cuts
Taking a nap with Kenneth Clarke
Sir Herbert Gussett takes tea at Fortnum’s
Coalition vows to ‘Carry on for ever’
Those miserable Scandinavian detectives in full…
Dave finds a use for the Lib Dems
Stop hounding William Hague…
May cause dreariness…
Let’s invade Libya
Royal wedding coverage latest
Possible outbreaks of anti-semitism…
Live from the count…
Tweedledum snubs Tweedledee
Should Stephen Fry be grounded?
Gaddafi’s message to Mr Blair
First Night Review
Ballyshambles South
Shock New Health Warning
Real Questions, Real Answers, Real Stupid
The Big Debate with Mr Clegg, Deputy Head
Real Comments, Real Commentators, Real Balls
A Note to University Applicants from Mr Clegg, Deputy Head
Cameron Calls For Integration
Contacting your GP
Sir Herbert Gussett writes...
Real questions, real answers, really dumb
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