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Bales_more town less country
Bernie_Council strapped for cash
Cluff_reeves labour growth cement
Coco_Cupid Arrows
Cordell_back to school back to the office
Dave_Statue of Liberty in chains
Dave_guillotine mind your head
Dean_Clown ballon dog
Drew_Ai careers
Ferry_X marks the spot
Haldane_WHsmith closing card
Haldane_spartacus identity cards
Hickey_Dangerous Speculation
Jonesy_Reader, I murdered him
Jonesy_dolphin dentist
Jonesy_lobster sunken treasure
Keyes_death students
Lamb_train cancelled shortage of reasons
Latham_Ultra processed food serving suggestion
Len_long think
Len_money laundering
Len_monthly bins
Len_not pay sewage bill
Moose Allain_Net gross curtains
Naylor_social media viral
Newman_five years after leaving Europe Brexit
PS_two genders donald melania trump
Pearsall_still watching the traitors
Pilbrow_storm car parking ticket
Royston_homeless help with growth
Royston_trump renaming mexican things
Russell_Victorian HR
Sed_dog scalextric
Smith_Batman signal
TEA_dinosaur vomit sick
TEA_ear plugs
TEA_fell walking
Thomas_never mind the botox
ThompsonR_Brexit years on
ThompsonR_Owl and pussy cat tax dodge
ThompsonR_little pigs blonw away trampoline
Vilnissimo_hi vis inside out
Warner_grandpa nazi clothes back in fashion
Wawa_dighy frequently bought together
Wawa_starmer grow a pair
Wilbur_House half destroyed gaza
Wilbur_Young want dictatorship
Wood_Dr jeckyl and mr internet
Wood_dad does the trump dance