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A Message From The Headmaster
Issue 1375
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This week Mr Johnson has called for a ban on all diesel vehicles being parked in the school car park, or driven by mums. He wants them replaced with younger models. By which I think he meant the cars not the mums. Though with Boris you never know. It really is wonderful having such a character back on the team. And what a team player he is. Quite right, Boris – let’s all cut down on those “noxious emissions”, particularly behind the Headmaster’s back!

D.C.

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